Did we catch Barney freebasing?

No, unfortunately.

Instead, we found Paloma's latest experiment: she poured out a whole small bottle of baby powder on the coffee table.
Unfortunately for her, we believe in natural consequences, which means that she got to help clean up the mess.
The problem for her is, she is still terrified of the vaccuum cleaner. She was saying, "It's not scary, it's just loud," like she always does when it's on.
We offered her the opportunity to pour out more powder, but she didn't want to.

That's my girl.